The table

Current knot rankings.

Rankings reflect current Knotty Lads consensus. Allegedly.

These are popularity and entertainment scores, not measurements of strength, safety or suitability.

“A very good use of a piece of rope.” — Martin

9.7/ 10—

“Two little barrels. Very satisfying.” — Rupert

9.1/ 10↑ 1

“Third? I've asked for the minutes.” — Tom

8.9/ 10↓ 1

“Not everything needs a rebrand.” — Gaz

8.3/ 10—

“Worth knowing. Discussion concluded.” — Iain

7.6/ 10—

“I brought three. We were going to the wall.” — Darren

7.3/ 10—

“This is a popularity contest. Apparently.” — Rupert

6.7/ 10—

Table edition: 4 October 2026. Submission scores are the mean of the displayed ratings, rounded to one decimal place.

Tom has a question about third place.