Rupert

“Quite right too. Lovely bit of rope, that.”

“There is something reassuring about Martin posting essentially the same excellent knot every Tuesday.”

“That is annoyingly tidy.”

“I mostly did.”

“Before this starts: I did not say it was safer. I said it was neater.”

“It is possible for something to be elegant without becoming medical advice, Gaz.”

“For the record, I have never quoted Gaz.”

“For evidential purposes.”

“Ignore him. This is perfectly respectable.”

“For Gaz, that is practically a hug.”

“Mine is unusually consistent, actually.”

“The thread has become longer than the tail.”

“Why have you posted this without asking me?”

“A knot cannot pose.”